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Mal wieder Ne Führerschein Prüfung gefällig ?
Los geht es zum Test
http://www.familie-a...hrerschein.html
mfg mister x
Was Lustiges XVI
#2116 _m.i.s.t.e.r.x_
geschrieben 14. Oktober 2008 - 23:21
Hallo
Mal wieder Ne Führerschein Prüfung gefällig ?
Los geht es zum Test
http://www.familie-a...hrerschein.html
mfg mister x
Mal wieder Ne Führerschein Prüfung gefällig ?
Los geht es zum Test
http://www.familie-a...hrerschein.html
mfg mister x
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geschrieben 15. Oktober 2008 - 07:40
Zitat (MCDX: 14.10.2008, 17:32)
Nerds unter sich?
Ich machen nie Stress und habs auch nicht gern wenn einer Stress sucht
Solchen geh ich dann aus dem weg.
12. Oktober 2008 15:23 Uhr R.I.P
#2118
Heto
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geschrieben 15. Oktober 2008 - 15:29
mal sehen ob ich es noch schaffe.
Seien Sie vorsichtig mit Gesundheitsbüchern - Sie könnten an einem Druckfehler sterben.
#2119 _MCDX_
geschrieben 15. Oktober 2008 - 18:03
@DJ-Steel-Fist
mein Nerds-Kommentar bezog sich auf das gepostete YouTube-Gestöhne
ahahaha wie geil, ein Hund hat Selbstmord begannen.
So eine kleine, motorisierte Bodenschnur wurde vom Frauchen zum Friseur gebracht. Bei dem stand das Ding angeleint auf einem Podest. Als die Friseurin kurz weg ging sprang es!
ach, lest selbst: http://www.blick.ch/...ndesalon-102772
(Nein, ich habe nichts gegen Tiere und ja, ich weiss das da leider ein Tier gestorben ist, aber die Story liest sich einfach zu geil.)
mein Nerds-Kommentar bezog sich auf das gepostete YouTube-Gestöhne
ahahaha wie geil, ein Hund hat Selbstmord begannen.
So eine kleine, motorisierte Bodenschnur wurde vom Frauchen zum Friseur gebracht. Bei dem stand das Ding angeleint auf einem Podest. Als die Friseurin kurz weg ging sprang es!
ach, lest selbst: http://www.blick.ch/...ndesalon-102772
(Nein, ich habe nichts gegen Tiere und ja, ich weiss das da leider ein Tier gestorben ist, aber die Story liest sich einfach zu geil.)
Dieser Beitrag wurde von MCDX bearbeitet: 15. Oktober 2008 - 19:35
#2120 _MCDX_
geschrieben 15. Oktober 2008 - 20:15
Zumindest Leshrac wird seinen Spass haben:
You know you're Swiss IF...
You know you're Swiss IF...
Zitat
1. you complain if your bus/train/tram is more than 5 minutes late. Make that 1 minute
2. you've ever been confused with a Swede
3. you laugh when Americans believe that Swiss Miss is a Swiss product, but then have no clue that Nestlé and Rolex ARE
4. you get frustrated if you go grocery shopping abroad and there aren't at least 10 different kinds of chocolate and 15 kinds of cheese available
5. you have learned three to four languages and think this is completely normal
6. you have ever been asked - upon stating your nationality - whether you live in the mountains and whether you can yodel
7. you can pronounce "Chuchichäschtli" and you know what it means
8. you have ever been asked who the president of Switzerland is and then failed miserably trying to explain why you've lost track
9. you know what "Röschti" are and you have crossed the "Röschtigrabe" at some point
10. you went to a state-funded ski camp every year with your classmates in high school
11. to you, skis are like the extensions of your feet, because you've skied since you could walk
12. you are amused when people ask you what language is spoken in your home country and/or you have to explain that "Swiss" is not a language, that there are four national languages and none of them is called "Swiss"!
13. you owned a Swatch growing up... or still do
14. you've ever seen "Sandmännchen" dubbed into Romansch
15. as a female, you give all your friends three kisses on the cheeks as a greeting
16. you love Migros and you swear that some of their products are better than anything you've ever seen elsewhere
17. you've ever been asked by your non-Swiss friends to intervene in a fight and used "hey, I'm Swiss" as an excuse not to
18. your country has six different public television channels in three different languages - and you don't think this is unusual
19. you get amused when you see Swiss German people being subtitled on German television
20. you firmly believe it is more important to do things accurately than to do them quickly
21. you were legally allowed to drink beer and wine at the age of sixteen
22. you walked to kindergarten without supervision, wearing a large orange triangle around your neck
23. you think it's normal that everyone has a bunker underneath their house, or is registered for one of the public bunkers under the school building, for emergency situations... by the way, here's a fun thing to do: invite over some of your foreign friends (Americans make very good candidates) and take a picture of the look on their face when they SEE the bunker. Priceless!
24. when being asked to explain how certain things work in your country, you have to use the phrase "it differs for each canton, so..."
25. you are asked to vote on a "Referendum" or "Initiative" at least 3 or 4 times a year
26. you are used to drinking from any public fountain in the street unless there is a warning sign that says "no drinking water"
27. you grew up believing all cows must wear bells
28. you think that driving somewhere for four hours is a hell of a long time
29. you get slightly irritated or at least confused if your foreign visitors ask to see a chocolate factory
30. you know what Betty Bossi books and products are and have bought one
31. you know someone that collects the tin foil lids from coffee cream tubs
32. you don't see where the problem is when every male citizen who has been to the army has an assault rifle under his bed
33. you have to pay twice the price for museum entries because you're not a citizen of the EU, although you live in Europe!
34. you are in a non-European country and can hear people talking Swiss German and just go up and strike up a conversation with a complete stranger
35. no matter how much of a "bad-ass" you think you are, you will still pick up your candy wrapper off the floor if an old lady asks you too
36. you think everything is cheap abroad compared to Swiss prices!
2. you've ever been confused with a Swede
3. you laugh when Americans believe that Swiss Miss is a Swiss product, but then have no clue that Nestlé and Rolex ARE
4. you get frustrated if you go grocery shopping abroad and there aren't at least 10 different kinds of chocolate and 15 kinds of cheese available
5. you have learned three to four languages and think this is completely normal
6. you have ever been asked - upon stating your nationality - whether you live in the mountains and whether you can yodel
7. you can pronounce "Chuchichäschtli" and you know what it means
8. you have ever been asked who the president of Switzerland is and then failed miserably trying to explain why you've lost track
9. you know what "Röschti" are and you have crossed the "Röschtigrabe" at some point
10. you went to a state-funded ski camp every year with your classmates in high school
11. to you, skis are like the extensions of your feet, because you've skied since you could walk
12. you are amused when people ask you what language is spoken in your home country and/or you have to explain that "Swiss" is not a language, that there are four national languages and none of them is called "Swiss"!
13. you owned a Swatch growing up... or still do
14. you've ever seen "Sandmännchen" dubbed into Romansch
15. as a female, you give all your friends three kisses on the cheeks as a greeting
16. you love Migros and you swear that some of their products are better than anything you've ever seen elsewhere
17. you've ever been asked by your non-Swiss friends to intervene in a fight and used "hey, I'm Swiss" as an excuse not to
18. your country has six different public television channels in three different languages - and you don't think this is unusual
19. you get amused when you see Swiss German people being subtitled on German television
20. you firmly believe it is more important to do things accurately than to do them quickly
21. you were legally allowed to drink beer and wine at the age of sixteen
22. you walked to kindergarten without supervision, wearing a large orange triangle around your neck
23. you think it's normal that everyone has a bunker underneath their house, or is registered for one of the public bunkers under the school building, for emergency situations... by the way, here's a fun thing to do: invite over some of your foreign friends (Americans make very good candidates) and take a picture of the look on their face when they SEE the bunker. Priceless!
24. when being asked to explain how certain things work in your country, you have to use the phrase "it differs for each canton, so..."
25. you are asked to vote on a "Referendum" or "Initiative" at least 3 or 4 times a year
26. you are used to drinking from any public fountain in the street unless there is a warning sign that says "no drinking water"
27. you grew up believing all cows must wear bells
28. you think that driving somewhere for four hours is a hell of a long time
29. you get slightly irritated or at least confused if your foreign visitors ask to see a chocolate factory
30. you know what Betty Bossi books and products are and have bought one
31. you know someone that collects the tin foil lids from coffee cream tubs
32. you don't see where the problem is when every male citizen who has been to the army has an assault rifle under his bed
33. you have to pay twice the price for museum entries because you're not a citizen of the EU, although you live in Europe!
34. you are in a non-European country and can hear people talking Swiss German and just go up and strike up a conversation with a complete stranger
35. no matter how much of a "bad-ass" you think you are, you will still pick up your candy wrapper off the floor if an old lady asks you too
36. you think everything is cheap abroad compared to Swiss prices!
#2121
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geschrieben 15. Oktober 2008 - 20:35
タモリｓｔりｐ <<< ka was es bedeutet ist aber ein lustiges Video
Seien Sie vorsichtig mit Gesundheitsbüchern - Sie könnten an einem Druckfehler sterben.
#2122
SunsEt
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geschrieben 15. Oktober 2008 - 21:23
http://www.majusarts...monkey_ger.html
sehr amüsante monkey island zusammenfassung auf son mist muss man auch erstma kommen.
sehr amüsante monkey island zusammenfassung
auf son mist muss man auch erstma kommen.
#2123
Leshrac
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geschrieben 15. Oktober 2008 - 21:38
@ MCDXEinen aehnlichen habe ich da auch:
You know you’re too much flying if:
- Your logbook is thicker than any book you have ever read
- You can recommend a good hotel and restaurant in every major city in the world
- You consider anything closer than 5000 miles "just 'round the corner"
- You never bother to take a glimpse at your credit card bills
- You are at home, it feels like you are on holiday
- You are practically immune to temperature changes and think people are weird when wearing jackets above -20C or using suncream in tropical areas
- You think it`s weird when people tell you they work 8+ hours 5 days a week
- You don’t call your home “Home”, you call it “Base”
- You hear the name of a city in a conversation, you immediately think of the ICAO code of the nearest airport
- You think coffee and sandwiches are a perfectly healthy diet
- You never trust the weather guy on TV, but instantly check the radar after hearing the forecast, just to make sure
- You love the smell of "Jet A" in the morning
- You hear the noise of an aircraft and can immediately tell what type of engines it has
- You hear the word Virgin, you think of shiny A340-600`s and B747-400`s
- You mentally run through all checklists when you are a passenger on a commercial flight
- You refer to people as “self-loading cargo”
- You sometimes ask your wife about her “surface conditions”
- Someone asks you for a favor you reply with either “Affirm” or “Negative”
- Someone phones you and you are busy you reply with “Standby”
- Someone asks you for the time, you ask “zulu or local?”
- Someone at the bank asks you for your name, you spell it in phonetic language
- While driving, you sometimes find yourself trying to pull back the steering wheel when passing 120mph
- While driving, you sometimes press the clutch for a left turn or the gas for a right turn
- Your car needs a new clutch frequently, because you sometimes try to use the reverse gear for braking
- In fog, you stare at the dashboard of your car, but don`t reduce your speed
- You turn off your car’s front lights just before your final turn into parking, then apply the handbrake, turn off any electronic equipment and then finally shut down the engine
#2124
DJ-Steel-Fist
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geschrieben 16. Oktober 2008 - 07:11
Zitat (MCDX: 15.10.2008, 19:03)
@DJ-Steel-Fist
mein Nerds-Kommentar bezog sich auf das gepostete YouTube-Gestöhne
mein Nerds-Kommentar bezog sich auf das gepostete YouTube-Gestöhne
Ah Ok^^ hab mich schon gewundert
12. Oktober 2008 15:23 Uhr R.I.P
#2125 _-=[J]=-_
geschrieben 16. Oktober 2008 - 11:01
ein ganz normaler Tag an der Börse...
Angehängte Miniaturbilder
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#2126
Witi
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geschrieben 16. Oktober 2008 - 12:38
NDR - Bankenkrise, das neue Brettspiel
#2127
Junktyz
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geschrieben 16. Oktober 2008 - 19:37
Hoffentlich kennens einige noch nicht. Aber das is echt Deutsch Rap vom allerfeinsten.
Fünf Jungs aus Waiblingen
und der Barbarossa Rap
Fünf Jungs aus Waiblingen
und der Barbarossa Rap
#2128
Heto
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geschrieben 16. Oktober 2008 - 19:43
Zitat (Junktyz: 16.10.2008, 20:37)
Hoffentlich kennens einige noch nicht. Aber das is echt Deutsch Rap vom allerfeinsten.
Fünf Jungs aus Waiblingen
und der Barbarossa Rap
Fünf Jungs aus Waiblingen
und der Barbarossa Rap
lol, das waren die längsten 3 Minuten meines Lebens!
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#2129
Heto
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geschrieben 17. Oktober 2008 - 15:58
Seien Sie vorsichtig mit Gesundheitsbüchern - Sie könnten an einem Druckfehler sterben.
#2130
SunsEt
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geschrieben 17. Oktober 2008 - 16:38
da der newsticker immer weiter läuft poste ich das von heto mal so, damit das auch morgen noch gefunden werden kann
aber der barbarossa rap is der hammer!
Zitat
Klage „gegen Gott“ abgewiesen - „Adresse fehlt“
Die Klage eines Politikers aus dem US-Bundesstaat Nebraska „gegen Gott“ ist abgewiesen worden. „Wir können die Anklage“ nicht zustellen“, begründete das Gericht in Omaha laut der „Omaha World Herald“ die Abweisung der Klage. „Gott hat keine Adresse.“ Im September 2007 hatte der Abgeordnete Ernie Chambers, der seit 1970 im Kongress von Nebraska sitzt, die Anklage gegen den Allmächtigen bei einem Bezirksgericht in Omaha eingereicht. Der Politiker klagte Gott wegen „vergangener und andauernder Terrordrohungen“ an.
Die Klage eines Politikers aus dem US-Bundesstaat Nebraska „gegen Gott“ ist abgewiesen worden. „Wir können die Anklage“ nicht zustellen“, begründete das Gericht in Omaha laut der „Omaha World Herald“ die Abweisung der Klage. „Gott hat keine Adresse.“ Im September 2007 hatte der Abgeordnete Ernie Chambers, der seit 1970 im Kongress von Nebraska sitzt, die Anklage gegen den Allmächtigen bei einem Bezirksgericht in Omaha eingereicht. Der Politiker klagte Gott wegen „vergangener und andauernder Terrordrohungen“ an.
aber der barbarossa rap is der hammer!
